We all went down to Arabesque, and sure enjoyed the ball; We mainly went a dancin' there, But that ain't tellin' all. Refrain: Lads there were a plenty, An' gals were there galore having fun and merriment and maybe a bit more! | While the hostess and her maiden were sharing bread 'n honey; The host was in the chambermaid, 'n she was in the money |
The Veiled of Abbey Bangerman He was up to ev'ry trick A dancin' naked on the floor And standin' on his prick |
Who of us will e'er forget The ball at Arabesque Where horizontal dancing Wasn't thought grotesque | The Warders daughter, she was there, She had them all in fits: By jumpin' of the mantelpiece and bouncin' of her tits |
It started out so simple - like Each lass and laddie mated; But pretty soon the matin' got So fuckin' complicated | Yet better still her fiancé His balls were made of brass And when he blew a fart, me lads Then sparks flew out his ass! |
Five and twenty virgins came To see what's going on And when the ball was over The twenty five where gone | And when the ball was over, The Gals did all suggest; They sure enjoyed the music But the lovin' was the best |