Catos "Captain Bruno"

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You’ve all heard tales of pirates
Of corsairs all galore
But compared to Captain Bruno
They really were a bore

For Bruno was a hamster
A buccaneer most bold
The merest whisper of his name
Let Frysian blood run cold

The bravest men were terrified
And shiv‘ring in their socks
When they heard his mighty squeak
A calling through the docks

He plundered and he pilfered
All the loot that he could steal
And forced his hapless prisoners
To run upon his wheel

Aschmahal is steel yet tempered
Wearing men out at will
But even she did realize:
„His peg leg’s harder still!“

Kayleigh can be a real bitch
And Makor does spit nails
But matched against the hamster’s wrath,
they all do look like snails

Though Bruno is no longer
His body is long gone
We’ll raise a glass toast his deeds
His spirit carries on!

*(Yo-Ho! there at Albacon, thanks for the idea!)