Cato's "Barbarians Delight"
(after "Dirty Old Town")
soaring in full flight
Golden wings
shining in the light.
Shot him down
and sold his the hide
in their hill redoubt
They were singing
and hopping about
Couldn't stand their songs
so I took their tongues
in fair Albyon,
chased her skirts
for a while and then
Just ripped 'em off -
but his name was Geoff
my trusted sword
cleave yer head
for I'm really bored
Twiddel-Di-Dum
Twiddel-Liddel-Di-Dey