Cato's "The Brave Legionary"
It was down by Otacs tavern, Lord Tirson walked on day
when he saw a sight that troubled him far more than he would say.
For the Legionary Karnak was doing what he'd planned:
He took a chance and also draughts of Tirsons private blend.
"You bloody bum!" Lord Tirson yelled, "What's this, you're doing here?
It doesn't pay, as you'll find today, to steal my precious beer!
You're only a dim halfwit, but I'll have you understand -
you soldier swine -this beer is mine, this 's all Lord Tirsons brand!"
Then up spoke the stout old soldier, "Away and shut your trap!
For threats from a yellow wasteland-worm I just don't give a rap!
'Cause I am an Ex-Serviceman who fought against the Qun
and I can tell the buggers now - and Tirson - you are one!"
When the noble Lord, he heard these words, he turned purple in the face
He said, "You wolsian savages are my realms black disgrace
I need this beer to wash my hair, the rest to fill my pool
and each keg I'd give to a qunian spiv, before any wolsian fool!"
"You're a brute and a scabby rascal, but I'll soon have you licked -
I'll write to the Court of Rulers for an interim interdict
they will then send their treasurer, and he will soon be here ..."
"Go to hell with you're lousy Molin, I want another beer!"
So up spoke this old Legionary, "I'll make you see the light!
For this is Otacs Tavern, and here I'll proof what's right:
The Legion I will rally, and we will fight next year
to show the world that the legion has a right to wolsian beer!"